SATAN GOTHIC BITEZ DA VAMPHOG

Name: Satan Gothic Deadly Darkness Harrowing Emo Bitez the Third
Nicknames: The Prince of Evil "Satin", Smexy Guy, The Devil Himself, Edward, Something That Sounds Dark and Mysterious
Species: Vampire hedgehog even though there's no evidence of vampires existing in the Sonic universe but he's a vampire anyway because who cares about established canon?
Age: Older than the universe, but looks 16 because he's ageless and anything older than that is disgusting
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Bisexual but I still only pair him with men cuz YAOI IS SO HAWT O///O but he's still bisexual because that's the hippest thing in hip
Occupation: He's a hardcore rebel so he works as an assassin and a hitman and an advisor to the Horsemen of the Apocalypse and is a demon hunter because he disagrees with the ways of Hell even though he's no better himself, also stocks shelves at Walmart
Theme: Linkin Park - Easier To Run

Abilities: Is super fast and strong, doesn't burn in the sunlight because he's a special snowflake, is super seductive and beats women to have sex with them because as you know, every girl thinks it's sexy when a hot stranger starts hitting and shouting at them and pinning them against walls telling them they taste so sweet and starts biting their necks, can fly for infinite periods of time, doesn't require blood to survive (he just bites people for the fun of it, BECAUSE IT'S SEXY AND I DON'T KNOW HOW VAMPIRES WORK), is able to see 20/20 despite the fact he has tons of eyeliner caked on his face and he literally can't see past his hair, makes everyone around him feel suicidal due to the extremely depressing aura of darkness and mysteriousness he projects

Personality: Dark and mysterious and reserved which makes him really sexy, he hates everyone and everything for pretty much no reason and kills anyone he meets, he's cool and reserved and super sexy and hot and every girl he meets falls in love with him, he's a major dick to everyone but nobody cares because he's hot, can't let go of things he's done and angsts about them constantly but nobody cares because he's just a poor misunderstood soul and deserves all the sympathy ever, also he's hot and sexy and seductive and likes sex because he's sexy.

Backstory: He got bitten by a vampire one day when he was 5 and he killed his parents and went to live with his aunt and uncle in Bel-air and regretted what he did, after this he swore revenge on that vampire so when he was 10 he became an assassin and sneaked up on that vampire and started crying out of nowhere which shocked the vampire so hard it died, then Satan felt he didn't have purpose in the world so he became a hitman, then he fell in love with a girl while on the job and had lots and lots of sex with her and then a demon killed her for pretty much no reason so Satan got angry and sad and decided he was going to hate everybody and became a demon hunter and killed the demon that killed his girlfriend and then he got sad and a girl found him crying and they fell in love and he had lots and lots of sex with her and then it was revealed she was a vampire too and she killed Satan's aunt and uncle so Satan got angry and sad and swore revenge on her so he went to her house and started wailing screamo lyrics at her and pushed her down on the bed and started having sex with her as deathly punishment and she loved it so much she had a heart attack and died and he felt like he had no place in the world so now he works at Walmart stocking shelves and there's this interesting hot girl in there so now he pretends to stock shelves at 9AM to 6PM when in fact he's actually stalking her and admiring the way she stands on the tips of her toes to put jars of Ragu on the top shelves and this is the only thing stopping him from killing himself even though he can't die but tragedy is more important than common sense.

I hope you like him as much as I do. This is an original character, don't steal.